Welcome to my (,by now, very old) homepage!

"Hello, my name is Robert Parker, you killed my father - prepare to die."
....no?!
OK. My name is still Robert Parker and I am a System Administrator for Computing Services here at Bradley University.

Here I help maintain the UNIX systems on campus. In the past, as the Network Programmer, I wrote perl scripts for Netdata.
Penelope, is my Sparc Ultra 1, which is where you can find me logged in at (and from) all times of the day (and night).